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  42 comments for “Grim Gathering Caption Contest – Photo #2

  1. Sue Armitage
    April 13, 2015 at 9:08 pm

    You’re doing it all wrong – you need more light in your novels 😇

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  2. April 13, 2015 at 9:33 pm

    This is how I used to scratch records back when I was DJ Thorns.

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  3. Neil Packer
    April 13, 2015 at 9:36 pm

    It’s easy guys. You make a pithy comment on the microphone about how great my books are, then you slug 2 fingers of this vodka. Then pass the mic to your left. We need to break 2 minutes to beat the record.

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  4. Richard Bendall
    April 13, 2015 at 9:57 pm

    “…and when I woke up, I was stroking a camel.”

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  5. April 13, 2015 at 10:04 pm

    “…and then he said ‘get me a bigger bear!'”

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  6. April 13, 2015 at 10:32 pm

    “I know it’s like totally not cheap to post to Australia but dude, if you let her win it she’ll totally love you for it.”

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  7. Joseph Angel
    April 13, 2015 at 10:54 pm

    Hey guys there’s a queue outside this fucking bookshop!

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  8. fishanimal
    April 13, 2015 at 10:58 pm

    I don’t understand what’s so funny Peat, The Broken Empire will eventually sell more books then The Demon Cycle….it will…No seriously….Ok stop laughing….

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  9. Simon
    April 13, 2015 at 11:09 pm

    ML: Pete, you know Scots don’t actually eat haggis? It’s a trick for unsuspecting tourists.

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  10. April 13, 2015 at 11:59 pm

    Imma let you finish, but — Jorg had one of the best kills of all time.

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  11. April 14, 2015 at 12:09 am

    And you take two completely unrelated words and put them together and Joe uses it as a moniker. Now we’re all stuck with it!

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  12. devonswars
    April 14, 2015 at 12:45 am

    “Well , YOU would say the demonshit was THIS high..”

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  13. Lisa Herrick
    April 14, 2015 at 1:53 am

    I didn’t notice until after, when I reached for the roll…it was empty! Who would leave an empty roll of TP in a public venue, and not replace it? Why is this so funny to you?!

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  14. Tom Smith
    April 14, 2015 at 6:34 am

    Peter V. Brett humoring the completely unintelligible british guy Lawrence and laughing along….

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    • April 14, 2015 at 8:27 pm

      I’ve been an American longer than Peter V Brett has! 🙂

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  15. Pavle Ramah
    April 14, 2015 at 7:47 am

    So if I was this high…I could still take on Joe. With one hand. And a blindfold. And frozen in carbonite.

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  16. Patrick Davey
    April 14, 2015 at 10:01 am

    No seriously, you have to have a beard to be a successful fantasy author, try shaving it off and see Skull Throne plummet down the charts into obscurity.

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  17. April 14, 2015 at 12:31 pm

    “So I said to him, ‘Listen here Dinklage, I don’t care who you are. You’re not getting on that ride.'”

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  18. April 14, 2015 at 12:34 pm

    ‘Do you want to break her goddam heart? Buy the frikken book already! I’ll shoot puppies if I have to…’ Mark said.
    ‘Big deal. You already made us watch as one was crippled with a hammer and set on fire.’ Peter replied.
    ‘HAHAHAHAHA PUPPIES ON FIRE!!’ Joe started laughing and Peter followed him, spreading the laughter.

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  19. Jude Alquinto
    April 14, 2015 at 1:20 pm

    “I was drunk and got myself in a bar fight once. He knocked me down. Big man, solid voice. I returned with a blind jab and won. It actually surprised me. 30 minutes later, I got sober and realized he was just THIS tall.”

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  20. Tracey C
    April 14, 2015 at 2:42 pm

    “I swear, it was this big! It would have eaten me if I’d given it the chance! I decided to write books after that.”
    Mark explaining why he gave up on his dream of breeding prize rats.

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  21. Ryan S
    April 14, 2015 at 3:20 pm

    “I shit you not, they asked for a PG-rated edit of Prince of Thorns.”

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  22. April 14, 2015 at 3:28 pm

    I was so pissed i couldnt figure out which lannister it was…. little shit about this big!!

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  23. Dan Brown
    April 14, 2015 at 4:19 pm

    ‘Seriously guys it’s no joke, I used to have a beard when I was this big!’

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  24. Mia
    April 14, 2015 at 5:53 pm

    Mark: You should see me shake my groove thang. It’s a wonder to behold.
    Peter (thought bubble): Suuuure it is. And Jorg is a cuddly teddy bear…

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  25. PeteB
    April 15, 2015 at 10:37 am

    And then I said do we need to worry about the Winds of Winter release date?

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  26. Hrishikesh Purandare
    April 15, 2015 at 3:22 pm

    Mark Lawrence: Relax Brett, that’s not how you kill a character…..

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  27. April 15, 2015 at 4:01 pm

    The shirt? It’s a children’s story about crazy robots and robot poo and Wheel Mouse saving the day. Seriously – check it out here: http://wheel-mouse.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/blog-post.html

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  28. João Eira
    April 15, 2015 at 5:33 pm

    They said they wanted me to replace all the killing with reasonable conversations, so I sold my series to another publisher

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  29. Alex
    April 15, 2015 at 9:08 pm

    “And I said to her, ‘Oh. My. God. Becky. Look at her butt.'”

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  30. Dave
    April 16, 2015 at 8:16 pm

    Mark: Look, Peter, I don’t care how many W’s you have behind you. My t-shirt has robots on it. I win.

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  31. pipbookview
    April 17, 2015 at 2:21 pm

    And the then Dwarf says to Jorg …..

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  32. April 17, 2015 at 3:00 pm

    See how my hand isn’t shaking. That’s why I am a qualified Ninja

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  33. April 17, 2015 at 6:16 pm

    “So he said ‘I’m going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.’ I thought ‘That’s a turn-up for the books.’…..

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  34. Janine dhami
    April 17, 2015 at 6:59 pm

    “just like that”..*turns hand over* “not like that” *turns again* “but just like that

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  35. Randal Bozza
    April 17, 2015 at 7:05 pm

    And Abercrombie was like “Just the tip” and we all laughed our asses off. That Joe Abercrombie is smooth.

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  36. antony atkin
    April 17, 2015 at 8:03 pm

    Now do you understand the difference between a Scone and a Crumpet

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  37. George Evans
    April 17, 2015 at 9:18 pm

    Of course had someone said that this event was “Author Formal” I would have thrown on a sweatshirt too!

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  38. Brett Jordan
    April 17, 2015 at 10:05 pm

    So then he says “One more, Jorg.” i know right but just wait..he keeps saying it. I know! He keeps saying it until there’s no more legs to break! i know, i know but hold on that’s not even the best part, then he..haha..then he burns him alive anyway!

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  39. Brett Jordan
    April 17, 2015 at 10:12 pm

    No seriously the blood was up to here it was the best elevator pitch ever!

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  40. Ryan
    April 17, 2015 at 10:20 pm

    Mark Lawrence discusses a disappointing lack of hoverboards in the Grimdark genre.

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  41. April 18, 2015 at 9:10 am

    “And then he asked me if I was going to mention menstruation in my new book”

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