Grim Gathering Caption Contest – Photo #2


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  42 comments for “Grim Gathering Caption Contest – Photo #2

  1. Sue Armitage
    April 13, 2015 at 9:08 pm

    You’re doing it all wrong – you need more light in your novels 😇


  2. April 13, 2015 at 9:33 pm

    This is how I used to scratch records back when I was DJ Thorns.


  3. Neil Packer
    April 13, 2015 at 9:36 pm

    It’s easy guys. You make a pithy comment on the microphone about how great my books are, then you slug 2 fingers of this vodka. Then pass the mic to your left. We need to break 2 minutes to beat the record.


  4. Richard Bendall
    April 13, 2015 at 9:57 pm

    “…and when I woke up, I was stroking a camel.”


  5. April 13, 2015 at 10:04 pm

    “…and then he said ‘get me a bigger bear!'”


  6. April 13, 2015 at 10:32 pm

    “I know it’s like totally not cheap to post to Australia but dude, if you let her win it she’ll totally love you for it.”


  7. Joseph Angel
    April 13, 2015 at 10:54 pm

    Hey guys there’s a queue outside this fucking bookshop!


  8. fishanimal
    April 13, 2015 at 10:58 pm

    I don’t understand what’s so funny Peat, The Broken Empire will eventually sell more books then The Demon Cycle….it will…No seriously….Ok stop laughing….


  9. Simon
    April 13, 2015 at 11:09 pm

    ML: Pete, you know Scots don’t actually eat haggis? It’s a trick for unsuspecting tourists.


  10. April 13, 2015 at 11:59 pm

    Imma let you finish, but — Jorg had one of the best kills of all time.


  11. April 14, 2015 at 12:09 am

    And you take two completely unrelated words and put them together and Joe uses it as a moniker. Now we’re all stuck with it!


  12. devonswars
    April 14, 2015 at 12:45 am

    “Well , YOU would say the demonshit was THIS high..”


  13. Lisa Herrick
    April 14, 2015 at 1:53 am

    I didn’t notice until after, when I reached for the roll…it was empty! Who would leave an empty roll of TP in a public venue, and not replace it? Why is this so funny to you?!


  14. Tom Smith
    April 14, 2015 at 6:34 am

    Peter V. Brett humoring the completely unintelligible british guy Lawrence and laughing along….


    • April 14, 2015 at 8:27 pm

      I’ve been an American longer than Peter V Brett has! 🙂


  15. Pavle Ramah
    April 14, 2015 at 7:47 am

    So if I was this high…I could still take on Joe. With one hand. And a blindfold. And frozen in carbonite.


  16. Patrick Davey
    April 14, 2015 at 10:01 am

    No seriously, you have to have a beard to be a successful fantasy author, try shaving it off and see Skull Throne plummet down the charts into obscurity.


  17. grydvl13
    April 14, 2015 at 12:31 pm

    “So I said to him, ‘Listen here Dinklage, I don’t care who you are. You’re not getting on that ride.'”


  18. April 14, 2015 at 12:34 pm

    ‘Do you want to break her goddam heart? Buy the frikken book already! I’ll shoot puppies if I have to…’ Mark said.
    ‘Big deal. You already made us watch as one was crippled with a hammer and set on fire.’ Peter replied.
    ‘HAHAHAHAHA PUPPIES ON FIRE!!’ Joe started laughing and Peter followed him, spreading the laughter.


  19. Jude Alquinto
    April 14, 2015 at 1:20 pm

    “I was drunk and got myself in a bar fight once. He knocked me down. Big man, solid voice. I returned with a blind jab and won. It actually surprised me. 30 minutes later, I got sober and realized he was just THIS tall.”


  20. Tracey C
    April 14, 2015 at 2:42 pm

    “I swear, it was this big! It would have eaten me if I’d given it the chance! I decided to write books after that.”
    Mark explaining why he gave up on his dream of breeding prize rats.


  21. Ryan S
    April 14, 2015 at 3:20 pm

    “I shit you not, they asked for a PG-rated edit of Prince of Thorns.”


  22. April 14, 2015 at 3:28 pm

    I was so pissed i couldnt figure out which lannister it was…. little shit about this big!!


  23. Dan Brown
    April 14, 2015 at 4:19 pm

    ‘Seriously guys it’s no joke, I used to have a beard when I was this big!’


  24. Mia
    April 14, 2015 at 5:53 pm

    Mark: You should see me shake my groove thang. It’s a wonder to behold.
    Peter (thought bubble): Suuuure it is. And Jorg is a cuddly teddy bear…


  25. PeteB
    April 15, 2015 at 10:37 am

    And then I said do we need to worry about the Winds of Winter release date?


  26. Hrishikesh Purandare
    April 15, 2015 at 3:22 pm

    Mark Lawrence: Relax Brett, that’s not how you kill a character…..


  27. April 15, 2015 at 4:01 pm

    The shirt? It’s a children’s story about crazy robots and robot poo and Wheel Mouse saving the day. Seriously – check it out here:


  28. João Eira
    April 15, 2015 at 5:33 pm

    They said they wanted me to replace all the killing with reasonable conversations, so I sold my series to another publisher


  29. Alex
    April 15, 2015 at 9:08 pm

    “And I said to her, ‘Oh. My. God. Becky. Look at her butt.'”


  30. Dave
    April 16, 2015 at 8:16 pm

    Mark: Look, Peter, I don’t care how many W’s you have behind you. My t-shirt has robots on it. I win.


  31. pipbookview
    April 17, 2015 at 2:21 pm

    And the then Dwarf says to Jorg …..


  32. April 17, 2015 at 3:00 pm

    See how my hand isn’t shaking. That’s why I am a qualified Ninja


  33. April 17, 2015 at 6:16 pm

    “So he said ‘I’m going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.’ I thought ‘That’s a turn-up for the books.’…..


  34. Janine dhami
    April 17, 2015 at 6:59 pm

    “just like that”..*turns hand over* “not like that” *turns again* “but just like that


  35. Randal Bozza
    April 17, 2015 at 7:05 pm

    And Abercrombie was like “Just the tip” and we all laughed our asses off. That Joe Abercrombie is smooth.


  36. antony atkin
    April 17, 2015 at 8:03 pm

    Now do you understand the difference between a Scone and a Crumpet


  37. George Evans
    April 17, 2015 at 9:18 pm

    Of course had someone said that this event was “Author Formal” I would have thrown on a sweatshirt too!


  38. Brett Jordan
    April 17, 2015 at 10:05 pm

    So then he says “One more, Jorg.” i know right but just wait..he keeps saying it. I know! He keeps saying it until there’s no more legs to break! i know, i know but hold on that’s not even the best part, then he..haha..then he burns him alive anyway!


  39. Brett Jordan
    April 17, 2015 at 10:12 pm

    No seriously the blood was up to here it was the best elevator pitch ever!


  40. Ryan
    April 17, 2015 at 10:20 pm

    Mark Lawrence discusses a disappointing lack of hoverboards in the Grimdark genre.


  41. April 18, 2015 at 9:10 am

    “And then he asked me if I was going to mention menstruation in my new book”


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