Grim Gathering Caption Contest – Photo #1


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  49 comments for “Grim Gathering Caption Contest – Photo #1

  1. Sue Armitage
    April 13, 2015 at 9:03 pm

    My bacon buttie was this big !!!!


  2. April 13, 2015 at 9:25 pm

    “J.R.R Who?!”


  3. April 13, 2015 at 9:31 pm

    Then my hands turned into eagle talons. Best acid trip ever.


  4. Neil Packer
    April 13, 2015 at 9:34 pm

    I am really confused. Explain again, Mark, exactly how this “Boat Race” works.


  5. April 13, 2015 at 9:53 pm

    And then I thought to myself, ‘How much sex can I fit into The Skull Throne before I get an XXX rating…’


  6. Richard Bendall
    April 13, 2015 at 10:07 pm

    The ‘Spot the Ball’ competition was a failure when the author’s kept picking it up.


  7. April 13, 2015 at 10:14 pm

    “I couldn’t figure out what I was doing wrong… Then I realised – I wasn’t using kittens in my promo photos!”
    “Oh my gosh, dude! That’s so awful!”


  8. Mark Furness
    April 13, 2015 at 10:29 pm

    “… and the temptation to just have the demons give Ahmann a kitten and call the war quits was almost too much to resist”
    “We’ve all been there”


  9. April 13, 2015 at 10:31 pm

    “I heard about this chick in Australia who totally wants a signed copy of the Vagrant. Like almost more than anything!”


  10. Jacob Rivera
    April 13, 2015 at 10:55 pm

    So no shit! There I was, knee deep in table. When out of no where this giant hand comes flying at my face. Crazy I tell you, crazy!.


  11. April 13, 2015 at 11:01 pm

    Brent Weeks: You see what I did was, I went to Peter Brett and I took his face… off…


  12. Andrew
    April 13, 2015 at 11:02 pm

    “…and Joe’s books were still giving me monstrous, crippling headaches of doom, which is why I started writing my own fantasy.”


  13. fishanimal
    April 13, 2015 at 11:02 pm

    Peat tries to explain wards but ends up confusing even himself.


  14. Simon
    April 13, 2015 at 11:05 pm

    PVB: so i did a book signing in Scotland and they tried to get me to eat Haggis.
    JA: (hurk)


  15. April 14, 2015 at 12:06 am

    And then Sam said ‘buy my book’. Again!


  16. devonswars
    April 14, 2015 at 12:36 am

    “feelings….nothing more than feelings, trying to forget my, feelings of loooooove……”


  17. Lisa Herrick
    April 14, 2015 at 1:49 am

    At that moment I realized 2 things…. not even THIS was enough toilette paper… and it was the last of the TP.


  18. Tom Smith
    April 14, 2015 at 6:30 am

    Abercrombie having serious second thoughts about inviting Brett to Grim Gathering 3…..


  19. Katharina Danielski
    April 14, 2015 at 7:52 am

    Caption under Joe: Bloody American! Stealing my thunder with his bloody demons…hmmm…how to shut him up without turning into the Bloody Nine…


  20. April 14, 2015 at 8:11 am

    The bag of money I’m expecting from my new book is about this big!


  21. Yariv A
    April 14, 2015 at 8:52 am

    This grimness is making me thirsty!!


  22. Patrick Davey
    April 14, 2015 at 9:56 am

    Peter was talking about when GRRM would release Winds of Winter, when this hand came out of the water jug and slapped him round the face.


  23. April 14, 2015 at 11:51 am

    The air rushed into my hands, it was pulsating with air and cracking with energy. The feeling was amazing but alas it was a dream.


  24. April 14, 2015 at 12:29 pm

    ‘Why has to be Peter the most frickin’ cool of us? Why not me?” Joe thought, biting his fist with rage.


  25. grydvl13
    April 14, 2015 at 12:29 pm

    “It’s driving me crazy. Guys, seriously, what the fuck is a samoflange?”


  26. briarfox13
    April 14, 2015 at 12:41 pm

    “It was this big you know?! I’ve never seen a Chicken like it”


  27. Mark M
    April 14, 2015 at 12:48 pm

    “It was this big….. and hairy”

    “Oh..oh dear.”


  28. Jude Alquinto
    April 14, 2015 at 1:43 pm

    “I lost my temper so I asked if they had a golf ball this small.”


  29. Tracey C
    April 14, 2015 at 1:49 pm

    “I don’t know man, he said ‘spotted dick’ and I just kinda… punched him. British food is, uh, confusing.


  30. David C
    April 14, 2015 at 2:22 pm

    The burger filled my hand. Two all beef patties, a melted slice of american cheese, two slices of bacon, an onion ring, and a fried egg squeezed between the halves of a fresh kaiser roll. It was…beautiful. *tear*


  31. Ryan S
    April 14, 2015 at 3:18 pm

    She’s got huge…tracks of land!


  32. April 14, 2015 at 3:26 pm

    Im telling you… it was ..astounding… abercrombies arse was there… round and smooth like a peach!!


  33. Hannah
    April 15, 2015 at 1:55 pm

    “And then everyone lived happily ever after. It was horrible, I tell you! The most terrifying thing I’d ever seen.”


  34. April 15, 2015 at 3:52 pm

    “Whose idea was it to replace our Scotch with water? We’re authors, dammit!”


  35. April 15, 2015 at 5:31 pm
  36. C H Baum
    April 17, 2015 at 2:07 pm

    How is this water making me constipated?


  37. pipbookview
    April 17, 2015 at 2:17 pm

    “In this light” Joe thought to himself, “his beard is nearly as badass as mine”


  38. April 17, 2015 at 2:59 pm

    This jug is half empty – That ladies and gentlemen is Grimdark


  39. April 17, 2015 at 4:03 pm

    …and all I got was this jug o’ water


  40. Barry Willis-Finn
    April 17, 2015 at 5:29 pm

    …and now ladies and gentlemen, as a final demonstration of my awesome mind control powers, I will make Joe punch himself in the nose!


  41. David
    April 17, 2015 at 6:46 pm

    Someone stole my bloody puppet again! Gottle o gear


  42. April 17, 2015 at 6:56 pm

    A cup of core spawned tea! I wanted a core spawned fry up! Core spawned limeys! Etc…


  43. Randal Bozza
    April 17, 2015 at 7:02 pm

    I swear to god.. the rat was this fu**ing big!


  44. Mia
    April 17, 2015 at 7:54 pm

    PB: They were so big! I never knew they could be so big. I tried to grab one and I couldn’t wrap my hand around it…
    JA: Note to self– Peter Brett is grabby.
    PN: Where’s the nearest exit?


  45. antony atkin
    April 17, 2015 at 7:58 pm

    They were so firm and juicy, as I squeezed my mind lost all focus.


  46. antony atkin
    April 17, 2015 at 7:59 pm

    And after I had punched Dumbledore, I grabbed his head like this….


  47. George Evans
    April 17, 2015 at 9:16 pm

    Wow, I’ve never been asked “Where do you get your ideas from?”


  48. Ryan
    April 17, 2015 at 10:11 pm

    Originally I just wanted to call the book “A Game of Skulls”, but…


  49. ezra620
    April 18, 2015 at 12:40 am

    “You see, Jorg’s balls were simply much too large to fit on the original cover that I had planned for the book.”


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