To enter this giveaway and win a dedicated copy of Road Brothers please comment under this post, telling us that
If you could send a short message to one of your favourite fantasy characters, who would you send it to and what would it say.
For example:
“Go by eagle, Frodo!” (this one is from Mark) or
“Jon Snow, marry meeeeee!” or
“Nice job with that smith, by the way, Jorg, mate!”
Please try to avoid spoilers if possible, or if you came up with something that’s too good not to share but contains spoilers, start your comment with clearly stating that it includes spoilers for ‘book title’ by ‘author’, so those who haven’t read that particular book yet can just skip it when reading through the entries. Thank you!
You can also mention the book title and the author if you don’t think the character in your entry is universally known – but they should be!
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Mark will randomly select a winner on Monday, 30th October 2017!
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Best of luck and have fun!
Agnes
I will also provide here all the pre-order options I have for those who want to be certain of a copy (you can always cancel it if you win! 😉 )
UK: HarperCollins or Amazon.co.uk
US ebook: Amazon.com
US catch up version for those who purchased the previous version: Amazon.com
Physical copy worldwide: Book Depository
In Australia and New Zealand readers should be able to purchase it in hardback published by Voyager!
*SPOILER FOR THE WHEEL OF OSHEIM BY MARK LAWRENCE*
Jalan what do you think your’re doing canoodling with that girl as well as being a priest. That is not the lifestyle I chose for you young man.
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*SPOILER FOR LORD OF THE RINGS BY J.R.R. TOLKIEN*
Faramir, your father loves you he’ll realize at the end…when he runs off a cliff, on fire, into a mass of orcs…🙁
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“You know nothing, Jon Snow.”
I know… not so original, but that is what I would definitely tell him to keep him confused until the end or, at least, until he finally knows the truth.
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Vimes, you should really get a new hat.
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Don’t be such a jerk Cal, get your ass in gear and call George up!
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Calm down, Logen!
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Your round Jalan! 🍻
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*Kinda spoilers for The Lies of Locke Lamora*
Bug, stay in the barrel boy 😦
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That’s your aunt, Jon.
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*Characters from The Last Unicorn by Peter S Beagle*
“Schmendrick, my dude, the magic will do as it will, but you’ve got to be careful how you handle Molly’s reaction. That woman could deck you without a second thought.”
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To Marya: He’s coming for you.
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Spoilers for the Lightbringer series by Brent Weeks
Dazen: he’s not real. You’re just crazy.
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Perhaps you should get that cut looked at, Drogo?
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Just. Run. Jorg.
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Snorri, there are bigger things than a bigger bear out in your world!
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Harry Dresden! Your good and burning things. Go put a fire under Jim Butcher!
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I screwed up my own entry! I’m old, okay!! That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.
EDIT:
Harry Dresden, your good at burning things. Go put a fire under Jim Butcher!
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Leto Atreides – I have a salt water eel I named after you. A bit ironic wouldn’t you say?
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To the Prism Gavin Guile-
Hide.
If you don’t want to do that, then keep this in mind:
Things are going to be really really bad before the third seven years really gets under way.
Don’t keep so many secrets from the White.
XoXo
Me
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King Olidan – No, don’t touch justice. Too far my man
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Kvothe, don’t listen to Ambrose!
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SPOILERS FOR RED SISTER BY MARK LAWRENCE
No Nona, it’s not a curse, it’s called a period, you should really talk to a Sister about that.
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Kvothe, what is the story behind the ‘Kingkiller’ moniker?
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Zuko, your dad is a jerk. Worry about making your uncle proud.
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Spoilers for First Law Trilogy by Joe Abercrombie
Bayaz, stop being an asshole.
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Oh no, you di’nt, Marya! *complete with exaggerated finger-wagging*
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I would send a message to Roland of Gilead telling him to stop fucking passing out everywhere, weren’t his fingers enough ?
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I actually have sent a message to my favorite character, and she wrote back! 😉 I’d write again to Isabella Camhurst and tell her to pack warmer clothing 😂
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Oh Pinocchio, pay attention to The Blue Fairy!! She knows what she’s about, Little Man.
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I would ask inquisitor Glokta for a nice jog. He think he would appreciate it.
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“Just let it go Ahab…take up knitting instead!”
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Take your finger out of my ring sam!
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“Thursday, be prepared when you go into the Broken Empire books. Take your guns” (message to Jasper Fforde’s Thursday Next)
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Locke Lamora: Try honesty.
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Is that really your purpose, Roland?
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(In case someone hasn’t read/heard of Hamlet: SPOILERS AHEAD)
To Shakespeare’s Hamlet:
“Chill, it was just your uncle.”
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Bring a rope, Senlin. Bring a rope.
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Don’t marry the queen, Oedipus!
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Can i check out one of those scimitars, Drizzt?
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My dear Sophos, who is Sounis, I adored you from the moment I met you. I would like to tell you that your growth from a terribly unsure boy into a powerful, unsure man made me feel better about myself and still does every time I read about you. Your propensity for messing things up and for clawing yourself apart over impossible decisions made me see inside myself more clearly, and through your own self doubt you made me rethink how much I doubt myself. I love you, and I hope you know that you’re worthy of the friends you have, in every way. ((*SPOILERS??!*)) If I were Eddis, I’d marry the shit out of you, volcano or no – snarling mouth or no – and not just because I like sappy poetry.
Love,
Mikaela
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To Kvothe: Go for it! Tell her! TELL HER! You’re breaking my heart! 😭😭😭
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Chill out Ender, it’s only a game …
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Kvothe, ignore the Cthaeh!!
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“Lord Bauchelain… have you considered taking an apprentice?”
Ideally, this message would be delivered in person (moonlight gleaming upon my low-cut bodice trim), as the intended object of my question is me. Having spent years poring over books about poisons, necromancy, and demonology, my quiet and humble knowledge would spark his interest and eventually he’d make me his soletaken bride. (You can tell this is not a thing I think about all the time, haha)
Note: Bauchelain is from Steven Erikson’s Malazan books
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Arthur, do you really want to marry Gwen?
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“You should really not visit Azrael de Grey, Galen.”
Last Guardian of Everness by John C. Wright.
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Jalan, theatre is overrated, let’s go for a pint instead
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Don’t you do it, Lancelot. Just don’t.
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Roundabout spoiler for The Mageborn Traitor (Exiles bk 2) by Melanie Rawn.
Not so much a message as much as just look Collan in the eye, shake his hand, and say “It’s worth it.”
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Hey Jorg and Jalan, lets just go get a beer!!!
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::spoilers for final empire (mistborn)::
TAKE OUT THE DAMN EARRING VIN!
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Don’t take Pippin with you!
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For God’s sake, don’t eat the Queens Turkish delight, EDMUND…
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Spoiler for Assassins Quest, Robin Hobb
Heart of the pack has stole the heart of your girl!
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Goddamn Kaladin, you can smile at least once..
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Don’t touch your brother, Jorg
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Morgaine, the stag is your brother. You’ve been warned.
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Clay Cooper: You’re not a monster!
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Just communicate!!
To… Pretty much everyone in the Wheel of Time series.
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Keep going Senlin!
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Frodo! Insist on second breakfast!
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Don’t rent that room Winston !
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To Arthur Weasley.
The purpose of a rubber duck, is mearly as amusement for the muggle while he attends to his hygiene.
Best wishes from Loke.
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“Auri, may I give you a special key?”
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Let her go Perrin, she really is not all that interesting
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