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that thorn guy 
Who’s the new guy? Are you Gtimdark enough to be here ??
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You got me. Children dying is fun to write about!
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Did you just fart?
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Joe (singing) “Could you be the most beautiful girl in the world?”
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“You knew about the kitten thing?”
“Pfft! Dude, everyone knows kittens sell books!”
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“So… it’s up to you man, are you going to send it to her?”
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-She’s lost that lovin’ feeling.
-I hate it when she does that.
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No really, I’m batman! You believe me right? Right!?
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What can i say Joe? I love haggis.
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You put a baby in a grimdark book? You know that means war?
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“…and that’s when I knew, GRR Martin was my father”
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“How you doin,?” (Oh no, I get this at every bookstore with a queue)
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“Hey Peter, you know what they say about guys with big swords, right?”
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So, I hear you have a big sword.
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Joe: Are you sure you aren’t Simon Pegg?
Newman: No Joe, I wrote the Vagrant… you invited me… Any of this ringing a bell?
Joe: You look just like him. It’s too bad you aren’t, THAT guy is awesome!
Newman: ………..
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Joe: so you must be pleased with your success,
what look did you give for author photo on the back of your book?
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“My little buttercup, has the sweetest smiiiiiiile. …”
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Yes Peter, I do change my shirt.
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Any why sir, do you not have a beard ?
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“When did Simon Pegg get here?”
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‘Imagine we are in the Titanic.’ Joe said.
‘Please gods, don’t let Joe start singing again…’ Newman said.
‘I’ll always love yoooouuuuuuu.’
‘Man, this is embarrasing.’
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“I didn’t know you were a rap god.”
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“How can you have five fingers but no thumb?”
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JA: “So Newman (laughs), Newman the New Guy. Geddit? I’m sorry it’s very funny.”
PN: “Yes Joe, that’s the forth time you’ve made that joke.”
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“Maybe if I smile hard enough he’ll think I’m crazy and leave me alone.”
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You got me. Children dying is fun to write about!
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See I told you someone was under the table
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I’d love to come out for Tacos’s Joe but I have a thing on.
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You’re right, I DO like breaking my characters when they’re still young!
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Tsk, tsk, a round neck t-shirt? Damn your eyes man, that’s so last season, don’t you know it’s all about the plunging v necks?!
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No… you cant be Fitch!!
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Peter Brett: “You ready for this lapdance?”
Peter Newman (rather smugly): “I was born ready”
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JA, Ah shit, I have to introduce you, now this is awkward, errr you have a book, errr it will be very good, Peter Newman everyone 🙂
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Gee Peter, you sure are taking this in stride … it’s almost as if you’re used to this amount of adulation. Are you a secret agent using this author-thingy as a cover?
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Very British Problems: Smiling graciously while the man in the next seat serenades you with a One Direction song.
(Translation: Get away from me, you perv!)
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“You’re going to need more facial hair if you want to make it in this genre!”
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Wash out that smile off your face! are you grimdark or what?
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