Grim Gathering Caption Contest – Photo #3


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  37 comments for “Grim Gathering Caption Contest – Photo #3

  1. Sue Armitage
    April 13, 2015 at 9:02 pm

    Who’s the new guy? Are you Gtimdark enough to be here ??


    • Dec
      April 17, 2015 at 2:12 pm

      You got me. Children dying is fun to write about!


  2. April 13, 2015 at 9:35 pm

    Did you just fart?


  3. Richard Bendall
    April 13, 2015 at 10:03 pm

    Joe (singing) “Could you be the most beautiful girl in the world?”


  4. April 13, 2015 at 10:16 pm

    “You knew about the kitten thing?”
    “Pfft! Dude, everyone knows kittens sell books!”


  5. April 13, 2015 at 10:33 pm

    “So… it’s up to you man, are you going to send it to her?”


  6. fishanimal
    April 13, 2015 at 10:34 pm

    -She’s lost that lovin’ feeling.
    -I hate it when she does that.


  7. Jacob Rivera
    April 13, 2015 at 11:00 pm

    No really, I’m batman! You believe me right? Right!?


  8. Simon
    April 13, 2015 at 11:11 pm

    What can i say Joe? I love haggis.


  9. April 14, 2015 at 12:11 am

    You put a baby in a grimdark book? You know that means war?


  10. devonswars
    April 14, 2015 at 12:40 am

    “…and that’s when I knew, GRR Martin was my father”


  11. Lisa Herrick
    April 14, 2015 at 1:56 am

    “How you doin,?” (Oh no, I get this at every bookstore with a queue)


  12. Peter
    April 14, 2015 at 5:03 am

    “Hey Peter, you know what they say about guys with big swords, right?”


  13. April 14, 2015 at 6:06 am

    So, I hear you have a big sword.


  14. Tom Smith
    April 14, 2015 at 6:39 am

    Joe: Are you sure you aren’t Simon Pegg?
    Newman: No Joe, I wrote the Vagrant… you invited me… Any of this ringing a bell?
    Joe: You look just like him. It’s too bad you aren’t, THAT guy is awesome!
    Newman: ………..


  15. deano71
    April 14, 2015 at 7:16 am

    Joe: so you must be pleased with your success,
    what look did you give for author photo on the back of your book?


  16. Luke Kidson
    April 14, 2015 at 7:41 am

    “My little buttercup, has the sweetest smiiiiiiile. …”


  17. Pavle Ramah
    April 14, 2015 at 7:48 am

    Yes Peter, I do change my shirt.


  18. Patrick Davey
    April 14, 2015 at 9:52 am

    Any why sir, do you not have a beard ?


  19. grydvl13
    April 14, 2015 at 12:33 pm

    “When did Simon Pegg get here?”


  20. April 14, 2015 at 12:39 pm

    ‘Imagine we are in the Titanic.’ Joe said.
    ‘Please gods, don’t let Joe start singing again…’ Newman said.
    ‘I’ll always love yoooouuuuuuu.’
    ‘Man, this is embarrasing.’


  21. Mark M
    April 14, 2015 at 12:55 pm

    “I didn’t know you were a rap god.”


  22. Jude Alquinto
    April 14, 2015 at 1:50 pm

    “How can you have five fingers but no thumb?”


  23. Tracey C
    April 14, 2015 at 2:14 pm

    JA: “So Newman (laughs), Newman the New Guy. Geddit? I’m sorry it’s very funny.”
    PN: “Yes Joe, that’s the forth time you’ve made that joke.”


  24. Mike
    April 15, 2015 at 7:50 pm

    “Maybe if I smile hard enough he’ll think I’m crazy and leave me alone.”


  25. Dec
    April 17, 2015 at 2:13 pm

    You got me. Children dying is fun to write about!


  26. pipbookview
    April 17, 2015 at 2:24 pm

    See I told you someone was under the table


  27. April 17, 2015 at 3:01 pm

    I’d love to come out for Tacos’s Joe but I have a thing on.


  28. April 17, 2015 at 4:05 pm

    You’re right, I DO like breaking my characters when they’re still young!


  29. Barry Willis-Finn
    April 17, 2015 at 5:49 pm

    Tsk, tsk, a round neck t-shirt? Damn your eyes man, that’s so last season, don’t you know it’s all about the plunging v necks?!


  30. April 17, 2015 at 6:21 pm

    No… you cant be Fitch!!


  31. Randal Bozza
    April 17, 2015 at 7:09 pm

    Peter Brett: “You ready for this lapdance?”
    Peter Newman (rather smugly): “I was born ready”


  32. antony atkin
    April 17, 2015 at 8:11 pm

    JA, Ah shit, I have to introduce you, now this is awkward, errr you have a book, errr it will be very good, Peter Newman everyone 🙂


  33. George Evans
    April 17, 2015 at 9:26 pm

    Gee Peter, you sure are taking this in stride … it’s almost as if you’re used to this amount of adulation. Are you a secret agent using this author-thingy as a cover?


  34. Mia
    April 17, 2015 at 9:43 pm

    Very British Problems: Smiling graciously while the man in the next seat serenades you with a One Direction song.
    (Translation: Get away from me, you perv!)


  35. Ryan
    April 17, 2015 at 10:25 pm

    “You’re going to need more facial hair if you want to make it in this genre!”


  36. April 18, 2015 at 9:15 am

    Wash out that smile off your face! are you grimdark or what?


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