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that thorn guy 
My bacon buttie was this big !!!!
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“J.R.R Who?!”
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Then my hands turned into eagle talons. Best acid trip ever.
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I am really confused. Explain again, Mark, exactly how this “Boat Race” works.
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And then I thought to myself, ‘How much sex can I fit into The Skull Throne before I get an XXX rating…’
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The ‘Spot the Ball’ competition was a failure when the author’s kept picking it up.
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“I couldn’t figure out what I was doing wrong… Then I realised – I wasn’t using kittens in my promo photos!”
“Oh my gosh, dude! That’s so awful!”
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“… and the temptation to just have the demons give Ahmann a kitten and call the war quits was almost too much to resist”
“We’ve all been there”
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“I heard about this chick in Australia who totally wants a signed copy of the Vagrant. Like almost more than anything!”
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So no shit! There I was, knee deep in table. When out of no where this giant hand comes flying at my face. Crazy I tell you, crazy!.
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Brent Weeks: You see what I did was, I went to Peter Brett and I took his face… off…
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“…and Joe’s books were still giving me monstrous, crippling headaches of doom, which is why I started writing my own fantasy.”
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Peat tries to explain wards but ends up confusing even himself.
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PVB: so i did a book signing in Scotland and they tried to get me to eat Haggis.
JA: (hurk)
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And then Sam said ‘buy my book’. Again!
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“feelings….nothing more than feelings, trying to forget my, feelings of loooooove……”
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At that moment I realized 2 things…. not even THIS was enough toilette paper… and it was the last of the TP.
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Abercrombie having serious second thoughts about inviting Brett to Grim Gathering 3…..
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Caption under Joe: Bloody American! Stealing my thunder with his bloody demons…hmmm…how to shut him up without turning into the Bloody Nine…
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The bag of money I’m expecting from my new book is about this big!
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This grimness is making me thirsty!!
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRaLpHoZA8E)
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Peter was talking about when GRRM would release Winds of Winter, when this hand came out of the water jug and slapped him round the face.
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The air rushed into my hands, it was pulsating with air and cracking with energy. The feeling was amazing but alas it was a dream.
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‘Why has to be Peter the most frickin’ cool of us? Why not me?” Joe thought, biting his fist with rage.
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“It’s driving me crazy. Guys, seriously, what the fuck is a samoflange?”
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“It was this big you know?! I’ve never seen a Chicken like it”
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“It was this big….. and hairy”
“Oh..oh dear.”
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“I lost my temper so I asked if they had a golf ball this small.”
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“I don’t know man, he said ‘spotted dick’ and I just kinda… punched him. British food is, uh, confusing.
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The burger filled my hand. Two all beef patties, a melted slice of american cheese, two slices of bacon, an onion ring, and a fried egg squeezed between the halves of a fresh kaiser roll. It was…beautiful. *tear*
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She’s got huge…tracks of land!
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Im telling you… it was ..astounding… abercrombies arse was there… round and smooth like a peach!!
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“And then everyone lived happily ever after. It was horrible, I tell you! The most terrifying thing I’d ever seen.”
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“Whose idea was it to replace our Scotch with water? We’re authors, dammit!”
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My entry: http://imgur.com/wqh5F1E
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How is this water making me constipated?
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“In this light” Joe thought to himself, “his beard is nearly as badass as mine”
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This jug is half empty – That ladies and gentlemen is Grimdark
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…and all I got was this jug o’ water
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…and now ladies and gentlemen, as a final demonstration of my awesome mind control powers, I will make Joe punch himself in the nose!
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Someone stole my bloody puppet again! Gottle o gear
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A cup of core spawned tea! I wanted a core spawned fry up! Core spawned limeys! Etc…
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I swear to god.. the rat was this fu**ing big!
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PB: They were so big! I never knew they could be so big. I tried to grab one and I couldn’t wrap my hand around it…
JA: Note to self– Peter Brett is grabby.
PN: Where’s the nearest exit?
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They were so firm and juicy, as I squeezed my mind lost all focus.
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And after I had punched Dumbledore, I grabbed his head like this….
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Wow, I’ve never been asked “Where do you get your ideas from?”
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Originally I just wanted to call the book “A Game of Skulls”, but…
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“You see, Jorg’s balls were simply much too large to fit on the original cover that I had planned for the book.”
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